I love doughnus but...

I love doughnuts, especially when they melt in your mouth after coming straight from the oven. This morning as I walked into the office I noticed that there was a hot box of just released Crispy Kreme doughnuts in the employee lounge. I opened the box and the aroma of fresh hot dounts hit my nose like a punch from Mike Tyson. I was momentarily blinded with desire.  Temporarily distracted from the knowledge that the satisfaction would be fleeting, that the initial pleasure being felt by my tastebuds would run from me once reality set in; the doughnut would polute my body with uneeded sugar and other pollutants that would eventually make me fat and sick but ALAS, no time for thinking, meditating or even debating. Quickly and without anymore deliberation, I reach for another doughnut. Aaahhh, reality of consequence averted.

Then it hit me. What am I, a Jehovah Witness?

Lets consider for a moment, the anatomy of a basic doughnut.
1. Its made of dough and has very little nutritional value.
2. Its round.
3. It has a hole in the middle

Jehovah' Witnesses beliefs are doughy, they can be molded into any type of doctrine that fits the purpose of the moment, just add a little water and create something new. No meat nor vegetables added. No nutritional value.

Jehovah's Witnesses are round for two reasons.
1. Their reasoning is circular, like a donut.
2. Have you ever seen a FIT Jehovah's Witness? This comes from eating too many Dunkin Donuts while trying to avoid their door to door proselytizing.

Ostensibly donuts have holes because thats where their brain was. If they had brains, how would they allow us to eat them.  Jehovah's Witnesses are like donuts. They lost their brains which is why the Watchtower Bible and Tract Society is able to eat up their youth and energy with their false hopes and dreams.

In donut world those lost brains are called donut holes.

I'll be passing these out at the next District Convention.